Not really. My blog title that is. As a matter of fact, it's full of sarcasm. I wish it were 8:00 pm, my kids were in bed, and I could stick my face in a bottle of wine. I'm so over today already.
Aaron has strep. Not that I'm shocked since elementary school is chock full of anything and everything. I knew we were in trouble yesterday when the first thing my little buddy wanted to do when he got home from school was lay down and cover up in a blanket. Might as well have a red "WARNING!" hanging above his head. Luckily, our ped's office had him come in immediately, perform a strep test, and confirm his diagnosis. He doesn't feel great, but we're on the road to recovery thank goodness.
Harper, on the other hand, is driving me cray. First of all, the child won't eat anything. Well I take that back; she's a carbaholic and will gladly live off grilled cheese, waffles, french fries, and applesauce. We had leftover mashed potatoes and green beans for lunch and they: a) Either ended up on the kitchen floor, or b) Ended up in her hair. Yes honey, I know bread is the bomb. There is nothing, I mean nothing better than a good piece of bread, I know. Other than french fries.....and cheesecake.....and you get my drift. BUT, we are not Honey Boo Boo and we must eat our veggies. I mean damn.
Now I'm totally freaked out that Harper's going to get strep. Over the past day I've tried my darnedest to keep Harper off of Aaron (which is hard because she's big-brother obsessed). What do you know, I turn my back for one second and she has Aaron's Capri Sun in her hand chewing on the straw. Seriously??!!!! Have I also mentioned that she's allergic to penicillin? Yep. Found that out at a 3AM trip to the ER last Thursday when she woke up with hives all over her body and swollen hands and feet. (Long story). WTF??!!! Can I get a break??!!
I know this post is all woe is me and you're probably thinking "shut the hell up and stop your whining." And you're probably right. But there's only so much a sister can take!
And on top of all of this, there really is an Esmeralda Amada Gosbaby??!!!! Whyyyyyy??!!!!!
Hope your Friday's better than mine!